What up, gee? Been exactly 1 month since I last typed shit on this page. Ever since my friends enlisted at the start of Jan till now, not only do I lack social life, I lack cash too. If I ever need a good laugh I'll just head down to the ATM, attempt to withdraw some money and giggle pathetically at how the machine declines my request.
I don't know why but every time I go out with friends, I spend alot on food and drinks, maybe a little bit on movies, and some really cheap shit from H&M. I'm still wearing the same jeans I bought last year because that's probably my only long pants left that still fits my growing legs. So technically, my moneh shouldn't be leaking so rapidly... Perhaps because of the new boat shoes........ And the new football cleats......... Hahahaha anyway every time if I spend way past my budget for the day, I'll convince myself that I'm doing the right thing - contributing to the multiplier effect of the economy. Just doing my part as a consumer... Don't hate it cuz you ain't it, know what I'm sayinggg? ;)))
I told myself since the start of Jan that I ain't gon' work at no banquet/waitering crap anymore cuz I'm underpaid for all the shit I need to do like getting my hands all greased up from clearing plates brimming with seafood sauce, chilli crab curry and mahfkers' saliva. I decided that I should try to get a job at a retail outlet that PAYS you well to look good so I thought maybe Abercrombie & Fitch needed douchebags like me hahaha. I shit you not they actually hired my sorry ass HAHAHAHA!
I went for the group interview one day, put up my OGL facade being all extroverted and whacky as hell, talked my way through the questions from the interviewer and pretty much nailed them. Oh yeah, A&F has a backroom kinda thing that stores all their inventory and also an office to sort out all their admin matters, WHICH was surprisingly brightly lit. What a stark contrast as opposed to the store itself. Kinda weird that we had our interview all standing in a circle. I'd say there were like 9 of us (me included) cuz it was a Tuesday and the interview was chillax af. Basically we introduced ourselves and proceeded to the questions. One thing I hypothesized was that it's not really about how fantastic your spoken English is that captures the interviewer's attention but more about the way you portray yourself when you speak and also the content of what you say. I said some really stupid shit but in a very optimistic manner and I think I caught the wave hahaha.
I got the call for the job and headed down for paperwork. The guy told me that the job orientation is filled at the moment and he will call me down around "next week" (this week). JUST MOMENTS AGO, I called them to ask when can I get cracking on some work and I was told that they'll call me earliest at the end of Feb... Well fuck that. Thought I was about to "Hey how's it going!" or "Hey what's up!" but it looks like when they would finally call me down for the job orientation I could actually be at the store within 5 minutes because I'll be somewhere down the street begging for money. It looks like I've got less than a month to work there before I enlist in April so cheers to that, I'm gonna hunt for another job.
At the moment I'm learning how to drive and I have lessons on and off throughout the month so I can't actually commit to a fixed scheduled job that requires me to work 8hrs 6 days a week. Thought that was the key to my problem with only 5hrs work shift and flexible af schedule but nothing goes my way, as usual. Meanwhile, I'm bored the fuck out meditating at home and going to the gym.
If y'all got any job that pays good god damn money to even perform unthinkable stunts like $20/hr to eat goat testicles from shit-stained baby diapers, don't you fking hesitate to hook my ass up. Otherwise, it seems like my only option left is to do strip dancing at a fking gay bar.... Don't let me go down this path....... Please........... Hahahahaha werk it! Have a good one, Peace Out~
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