This entire year has been pretty crap. Everyday I'm, still, exhausted and drained from school. Oh yeah, heads up, A Levels in 58 days, and that's probably the reason why I've been missing school, also still, lately. Maybe not the main reason, but because school has been utterly redundant and ineffective, because FOR FUCK'S SAKE DO YOU NEED TO TAKE 3HRS TO GO THROUGH 3 QUESTIONS?!?! I THINK I LEARNED MORE WHEN I WAS IN MY MOTHER'S WOMB THAN COLLECTIVELY THE ENTIRE MONTH AT SCHOOL. Alright, that right there, is the first of many caps spam to come, brace yourselves. I mean, c'mon seriously, I don't need lessons that take up so much of my time and deplete so much of my life force just to "prepare me for exams". If the exams are based on how much I can listen and verbally answer to the questions, I think getting straight A's should be no biggie. BUT HEY!! WOOOOO NEWS FLASH OF THE CENTURY!!! THAT'S NOT HOW SHIT WORKS.
Yo yo yo, check this out. So apparently at the start of Term 3, they introduced this highly demanded concept, also known as the "Condensed Timetable". This shit sounds hella dope, doesn't it??? This shit is everyone's wet dream, isn't it??!?!?? THIS IS SHIT IS A FKING JOKE ALRIGHT. Talk about offensive humour, this condensed timetable bullcrap hurt my feelings so bad because the reality of this joke is so cruel. The only thing I see condensing is my break time, totally got me on that one. Man, I was fooled by this, thinking that I'd be attending school till like latest 2pm everyday, then probably head down to the library and spend a good amount of time doing my work and shit. All these hopes and dreams dashed when school reopened...
NOT TO MENTION THAT DAMN ASS SUBJECT DAY, HOLY COW, IF THERE IS ONE THING THAT CONDENSED TIMETABLE CAN'T PROMISE, IT WOULD BE LETTING YOU GO OFF EARLY, IN WHICH THIS CASE, SUBJECT DAY TOPS IT OFF BY LETTING OFF ONLY AT 6PM OR LATER. Just what I needed. spending 10hrs (excluding my 3hr bus rides) in school stoning and drifting off into weird thoughts during lesson time. All I want is to have good hours of uninterrupted study session, just me and nobody else, so that I can practice some shit and do something more productive than nodding my head in class to please the teachers. Makes me feel that teachers are paid to waste time. Omg that's so mean of me to say this.... But think of it this way, no amount of lectures and explanations from the teachers will help you answer the question on the piece of damn paper in the exams. You have to really write shit out and get it in your head through practices. That's being pragmatic, sour but truthful.
Haish, can't do much about it..... Hence, my recent inclination to taking MCs after MCs. Polyclinic is now my sanctuary where I seek refuge from hell :) I think even the cleaners there know who I am because of my 3-4 day work week HAHAHAHA. Signed a big money contract with the CEO of Singapore Polyclinic, thereby granting me the first ever Polyclinic Platinum membership with pre-paid premiums. Currently, I'm holding an appointment in the workplace hierarchy, also dubbed as the "MC King". Hahaha torrential MC like the monsoon rain. MAKE IT RAIN *picture me doing a snow angel on the falling pieces of MCs* I don't even see the point in going to school anymore... I can do Math in NLB, just throw me the solutions and stop being such stingy bitches, posting the answers after a few millennia have past. Might as well wait till A's is over then mail me the solutions as a gift for Xmas, then yeah, probably that will work.
I've been thinking about it recently... Wtf am I gonna do next time. No I'm definitely never gonna get a 9 to 5 office job. I don't want to venture into the teaching profession, nor do I want to do some nerd science shit. I'm more of the vocal and marketing kind of guy, yet I don't want to be a salesperson for some vacuum cleaner hahaha. Well, then it kinda hit me that probably the things that I'm gonna do in the future has nothing related to whatever the hell I'm doing right now. Maybe I need to take H2 Math now so that I can calculate my finances because simple addition, subtraction, multiplication and division does not suffice and may require the knowledge of Maclaurin Series to meet the payroll of employees. I need a general sense of where I'm heading to in the future..... Oh perhaps that's when Vectors come in handy.... TO CALCULATE IN WHICH DIRECTION SHOULD I GO THE FUCK TO. Damn, spitting too much fire on Math, gotta cut it some slack. Biology, you're next in the BBQ pit. Hahaha omai I'm kinda digressing now.
But anyway, I've been contemplating whether or not entering the entertainment biz is a feasible choice. Quite funny, but I think that's what I'm cut out to do, make jokes, be a joke, and make people laugh. I would love to direct comedy skits, with past experiences being pretty good as seen from my Sec 1 YouTube videos hahahaha (wtf was I thinking back then). Then again, there are many concerns in the way that kinda signal to me that this won't take me far.... Well, conflicting interests cockblocking me in everything I do. I guess I have to really take some time after my exams to explore options and try stuff out. Who knows, I may be an underwear model for Calvin Klein or juggling pins in a clown outfit at Orchard Road to live my life as a joke.... Yeah, the last option has already been explored. Boohoo... My life is hilarious at the moment.
Have a good one. Peace~
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