Hi! Welcome to this guide on levitating stunts! Have you ever felt so tired of doing normal push ups that you have the urge to do it differently? Me either. So I'm going to show you an extravaganza of levitating push ups.
VIEWER'S DISCRETION. What you are about to see is one of the most dangerous stunts performed by trained professionals who have been in this line of stunts for 40 years. Do not try this at home. Please seek unprofessional help if you want to die performing the below stunts.
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| The No-Leg-Perpendicular-Body-Pushups |
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| The Surrender-In-Mid-Air-Pushups |
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| The Mid-Air-Pushups |
These are examples of levitating push ups that are done under extreme conditions. Please support us by donating a huge amount of Monopoly money to ThisIsTotallyNotAFakeWebsite.com . We do not accept real cash. Here's one of the most popular levitating stunts.
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| The Spiderman-Crawl-Levitation |
Now, the most extreme stunts are performed below. They are so extreme because our professional crew of stuntmen performed that..... WHILE SMILING. Try to stay alive while doing this extremely dangerous stunts at home.
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| The Super-Mario-Jump-While-Smiling |
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| The Hindu-Crossed-Legged-Levitation-While-Smiling |
Thank you for patronizing our blog and having your time wasted on viewing all the totally genuine levitating stunts! Enjoy you the rest of your about-to-be-wasted-day! :D
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