How To Perform Levitating Stunts?

Hi! Welcome to this guide on levitating stunts! Have you ever felt so tired of doing normal push ups that you have the urge to do it differently? Me either. So I'm going to show you an extravaganza of levitating push ups.


VIEWER'S DISCRETION. What you are about to see is one of the most dangerous stunts performed by trained professionals who have been in this line of stunts for 40 years. Do not try this at home. Please seek unprofessional help if you want to die performing the below stunts.

The No-Leg-Perpendicular-Body-Pushups

The Surrender-In-Mid-Air-Pushups

The Mid-Air-Pushups

These are examples of levitating push ups that are done under extreme conditions. Please support us by donating a huge amount of Monopoly money to ThisIsTotallyNotAFakeWebsite.com . We do not accept real cash. Here's one of the most popular levitating stunts.

The Spiderman-Crawl-Levitation

Now, the most extreme stunts are performed below. They are so extreme because our professional crew of stuntmen performed that..... WHILE SMILING. Try to stay alive while doing this extremely dangerous stunts at home.

The Super-Mario-Jump-While-Smiling

The Hindu-Crossed-Legged-Levitation-While-Smiling

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My Home

After the exhausting run, my classmates and I went to Kovan for a bowling session. Been ages since I bowled! The awesome feeling when you got a strike after many tries! Classmates left for home leaving me alone because of some errands I have to run, for Mum... Instead, since that I have plenty of time to spare, I decided to take a walk back to my old apartment :(

Missed my old apartment badly. Though it is a run-down 20-30 years old HDB flat, it held lots of my childhood memories in every corner of the place. Tried ransacking my rusty old memories to find my way to my old apartment. Barely managed to do so due to the fact that most of the features have been removed :( Although there was a feeling that told me to turn my back and head back home, there was this attachment between me and my old apartment that causes a interrelation magnetic field that urged my curiosity to continue sinking. Hence, me being an extremely sentimental guy, decided to take the newly built lift up to check out how my old house was doing.

As I stepped in to the lift, I started feeling anxious about how my old apartment will look like now. I navigated my way through all my ex-neighbours' apartments and finally reached my old apartment. The door was opened and I could see everything inside. It was rented out to other people by my grandma so as to earn some income of her own. The familiar pattern of the floor tiles and the rough walls with a mark of a familiar looking crayon drawing I drew when I was young.

Held back my tears upon this sight as this image took me back in time to when I was a little 5 years old kid having all the fun there. Back then, I was still playing Gameboy Color in one corner, playing Pokemon cards with my siblings on the floor, facepainting ourselves with water colour paint and sitting on the floor watching Ultraman. Ahh~~ The memories are just so awesomely vivid I could drift away standing!

However, I cannot stand there staring into someone's rented house forever... I need to leave. Stepping into the lift nearest to my old apartment and taking a last glimpse of it before I leave is like leaving my old apartment 8 years ago and move into a totally new environment - upset and heartbroken... I miss my old apartment...

All the fun we had when we were young will never be able to be on par with the fun we have now as teenagers or growing adults. Parents will not understand that kind of sentimental value as a kid. They just want to do things that they think benefit us back instead, leave us scarred.

*Sigh*... Now, after 8 years I have left my old apartment, I have already forge a strong solid attachment with my new apartment and this bond is extremely rigid. My parents made plans to shift house during the end of this year. I swear to God, I will do anything to make parents give up on making me shift house together with them into some deserted place that I will be calling "home".

History will not repeat itself again this time.

Last Day Of School - Outside School

Last day of school and we are running the Cross Country event! Awesome, no need to stand in school and rot down there with some leadership stuff. Nice weather, bad terrain. The ground we ran on in the first part of the cross country route was terrible, horrible, horrendously tough and muddy. Leaf litters became soggy like the soil, puddles of brownish mud water laid around like traps and the path was narrow. However, what is cross country when there's no natural challenges and obstacles? The run was awesome! Sprinted like some Bear Grylls across the forest till I exited the jungle into the expressway. Slowed down drastically... Even Mr Kwok ran way way ahead of me. :| *Poker face* In the end, the run seemed shorter than what I expected and there I go, gulping down cups of 100 Plus ;)

3...2...1... GO!!

Beautiful Morning!

Getting Mum to sign report book.

This is the hardest shit in the world to do. It's either 1) Pass to her, let her nag at me, go to sleep or 2) Pass it to her, start arguing about how I could have done better. I chose choice 2. That was some tough ass. I kept talking about how much effort I put in and all the mistakes I've made. However, she just kept me in the suspense between computer and handphone, and no computer and no handphone. "I don't want to see your results. Photocopy it, stick it on the fridge. Your dad will have to make the decisions when he sees this." DAD. The sole breadwinner in my family who makes the biggest decisions. I have no say in this hierarchy of the Family System. Just have to strive even harder during this coming holiday... Argh... :(